Christina Aguilera has removed any doubt as to the authenticity of those pictures that leaked of her yesterday where she’s mostly naked and all bruised up like one of Chris Brown’s girlfriends. Yes, Christina has admitted, that’s her. But, according to Christina, those pictures were never meant for public consumption. Those pictures were supposed to remain private but some asshole hacked into her stylist’s computer and stole them. Probably it was one of those pro-Wikileaks hackers who have been going around attacking credit card companies and Sarah Palin. They’re after Christina too because…because…of her boobies. And because she’s so much better than Lady Gaga but nobody will admit it. So there.
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